Spike is airing their Video Game Awards ceremony in a week. But there is something weird about their categories…
- Best Performance By A Human Female
- Best Performance By A Human Male
- Best voice
What? Who performs in a Video game without voice-acting? They must mean the in-game characters.
Congrats to Megan Fox and Trica Helfer to be nominated!
Wait a minute….
I wrote down a list of the nominees and what they are famous for…
Nominees for Best Performance By A Human Female:
- Eliza Dushku- Voice actress in “WET” (Actress; Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse)
- Kristen Bell- Voice actress in “Assassin’s Creed 2” (Actress; Heroes, Astro Boy (2009))
- Megan Fox- Voice actress in “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (Actress; Must I tell you?)
- Tricia Helfer- Voice actress in “Halo 3: ODST” (Actress; Battlestar Galactica)
Nominees for Best Performance By A Human Male:
- Bill Murray- Voice actor in “Ghostbusters: The video game” (Actor/comedian; A Legend and the Ghostbusters series)
- Hugh Jackman- Voice actor in “X-men Origins: Wolverine” (Actor; Must I tell you?)
- Samuel L. Jackson- Voice actor in “Afro Samurai” (Actor; Star Wars; Snakes on a Plane)
- Shia Labeouf- Voice actor in “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (Actor; Transformers)
- Vin Disel- Voice actor in “Richard B. Riddick” (Actor, badass)
Nominees for Best Voice:
- Arleen Sorkin- Voice actor in “Batman: Arkham Asylum” (Actress; Harley Quinn from Batman)
- Claudia Black- Voice actress in “Uncharted 2: Among Thieves” (Actress/ Voice Actress; Stargate SG-1, Farscape)
- Jack Black- Voice actor in “Brutal Legend” (Actor/musician/comedian; Tenacious D, Kung Fu Panda )
- Mark Hamil- Voice actor in “Batman: Arkham Asylum” (Actor; Luke Skywalker from the wars of the Stars, The Joker from Batman)
- Nolan North- Voice actor in “Uncharted 2: Among Thieves” (Voice actor extraordinaire; Assassin’s Creed, Halo 3: ODST, almost every other game you know)
Now, analyze… Shouldn’t “Best performance” be called “Best performance by famous and attractive person”
Just sayin’
Wow, just wow. I know they are desperate for views, but this is just wrong. Read on for the nominations.