70+ Funny Abbreviations For Technology

If you follow me on Twitter, you’d have noticed that I’ve been posting a couple of funny abbreviations such as (CNN = Constantly Negative News) and (MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers). However, I didn’t really have the time to compile all of these funny abbreviations into one solid list because of the crucial exams. Now that it’s finally over, I’m back to share with you guys what I’ve stumbled across on Abbreviations.com during the past two weeks. Enjoy!


Intercourse Beats Masturbation

I Blame Microsoft

I Buy Memory

Intimidated By Microsoft

I’ve Been Mugged

It’s Better Manually

I Buy Macintosh


One Rich Arshole Called Larry Ellison


Get Over Our Gay Lame Examples

Giving Opinions & Options Generously Linked Everywhere

Group Of Organisms Giggling, Laughing, and Enjoying

General Orientation Over Gobblins Legal Enterprise

General Organism Optimized For Gratification And Logical Exploration

Gradually Overcoming Our Ghastly Legal Environment

Great Opportunity to Operationalize a Gullible Luddite Exploitation

God’s Only Online Gateway Linking Electronically


My Incredible Computer Runs Oddly So Oust Forged Trash

Many Idiots Can Run Over Sand, Often on Full Tanks

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

Appreciative People Promoting Leinenkugels Extraordinarily


Yet Another Helpful Operation Origin

You Always Have Other Options

You Are Hazy Over Oranges

Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle

Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer


Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

We Interpret New Data Only When Stuck

We Indeed Never Developed One Working System

What It Never Does OK: Work Stably

Wished I’d Never Deployed On Work Station

Work Is Never Done On a Windows System


Soon Only Not Yet


Electronic Bidding All Year

Electronic Bid Against Yourself


I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence


Idiots Price Our Devices

I Pay Online Devotedly

I’m Puzzled Over Defects

Interesting Piece Of Digitology

Important Personal Original Device

Interesting Piece of Odd Doings

Interesting Person On Dope


Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading


Make Some Noise

More Suckers Needed

Mentally Sub-Normal

My Silly Network

Me Speak Nogoodengrish


Internet Exploder


World Wide Wait

What Women Wear

World Wild Web

World Without Women

Word Wasting Web

Wild Weird Web

Why Won’t it Work?


Head To This Page

Handy Trendy Totable Pockets

Home Tested and Tried Page

Hideously Terrible Typist Problem


Just Another Vague Acronym

Just Another Virus Attack

Just Another Virtual Analyzer


Hard To Make Love

Hey That’s My Lunch

Hey Too Much Layout

Hot Tomatoes Melt Lips

Hit The Mother Load


Pretty Huge Pimple

Pretty Hot Pig

Please Have Patience

Pretty Hot Programmer

Photon Hypermega Phasor

People Hate Perl

Pretty Horrid Privacy


Pigs Do Fly