If you follow me on Twitter, you’d have noticed that I’ve been posting a couple of funny abbreviations such as (CNN = Constantly Negative News) and (MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers). However, I didn’t really have the time to compile all of these funny abbreviations into one solid list because of the crucial exams. Now that it’s finally over, I’m back to share with you guys what I’ve stumbled across on Abbreviations.com during the past two weeks. Enjoy!
IBM
Intercourse Beats Masturbation
I Blame Microsoft
I Buy Memory
Intimidated By Microsoft
I’ve Been Mugged
It’s Better Manually
I Buy Macintosh
ORACLE
One Rich Arshole Called Larry Ellison
Get Over Our Gay Lame Examples
Giving Opinions & Options Generously Linked Everywhere
Group Of Organisms Giggling, Laughing, and Enjoying
General Orientation Over Gobblins Legal Enterprise
General Organism Optimized For Gratification And Logical Exploration
Gradually Overcoming Our Ghastly Legal Environment
Great Opportunity to Operationalize a Gullible Luddite Exploitation
God’s Only Online Gateway Linking Electronically
MICROSOFT
My Incredible Computer Runs Oddly So Oust Forged Trash
Many Idiots Can Run Over Sand, Often on Full Tanks
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
Appreciative People Promoting Leinenkugels Extraordinarily
YAHOO
Yet Another Helpful Operation Origin
You Always Have Other Options
You Are Hazy Over Oranges
Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle
Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
We Interpret New Data Only When Stuck
We Indeed Never Developed One Working System
What It Never Does OK: Work Stably
Wished I’d Never Deployed On Work Station
Work Is Never Done On a Windows System
SONY
Soon Only Not Yet
EBAY
Electronic Bidding All Year
Electronic Bid Against Yourself
iPHONE
I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence
iPOD
Idiots Price Our Devices
I Pay Online Devotedly
I’m Puzzled Over Defects
Interesting Piece Of Digitology
Important Personal Original Device
Interesting Piece of Odd Doings
Interesting Person On Dope
Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading
MSN
Make Some Noise
More Suckers Needed
Mentally Sub-Normal
My Silly Network
Me Speak Nogoodengrish
IE
Internet Exploder
WWW
World Wide Wait
What Women Wear
World Wild Web
World Without Women
Word Wasting Web
Wild Weird Web
Why Won’t it Work?
HTTP
Head To This Page
Handy Trendy Totable Pockets
Home Tested and Tried Page
Hideously Terrible Typist Problem
JAVA
Just Another Vague Acronym
Just Another Virus Attack
Just Another Virtual Analyzer
HTML
Hard To Make Love
Hey That’s My Lunch
Hey Too Much Layout
Hot Tomatoes Melt Lips
Hit The Mother Load
PHP
Pretty Huge Pimple
Pretty Hot Pig
Please Have Patience
Pretty Hot Programmer
Photon Hypermega Phasor
People Hate Perl
Pretty Horrid Privacy
Pigs Do Fly